I’m back with another edition of Random Thoughts. I think of a lot of weird things and it’s good to share them and get other people’s opinions.
Can we really make money from gold in our poop? It just sounds too good to be true. I hope no fool is digging in his poop trying to find gold.
Why are all car repair shops closed on Sundays? Are all car shop owners religious? Are they praying to the car God Ford so they get more customers?
There’s an armpit trend for women right now. I’ve seen Madonna and Miley Cyrus sporting their armpit hair. I saw a girl at Fatboy Slim with thick, brown armpit hair.
I Googled pictures of girls for the armpit hair trend and found out that dying your armpit hair is in. That doesn’t make it any better, just makes it even weirder than it already is. I can’t get on board with this strange trend, even with the dyed hair.
Sure, sometimes I don’t shave my armpits (coz I forget to shave them), but I never let them get thick. I just find growing your armpit hair long gross. Stop being like a dirty hippie and shave your armpit hair.
How come I imagine George crying even though he’s soundly asleep in his crib? I’ve read about this. I guess as a parent we’re worried and hear them crying, but secretly hope that the baby is actually still sleeping so we can actually get some work done.
I wonder what babies dream about. I think George dreams about monkeys, milk, girls, playing with his toys, drums, playing the piano and girls.
How come husbands never know where to find the keys or the wallet they lost? How come the wife almost always knows where it is and finds it first? Too bad it’s not the same when the wife loses something. The wife has to look high and low and it’s usually the last place you look.
Why does this electrical box have an address? Weird, maybe he gets mail from his fans or his electrical box family from New York.
Why are donut boxes usually pink? I wonder who started this. I bet it was the donut shop’s wife who said you should make the donut box pretty and make it pink. I was really curious about this and looked it up. It turns out that uncoated pink boxes are cheaper than the coated white boxes. Go read the interesting article.
Crunchy moms. It sounds like mums who really like to eat granola all the time.
What happened to Keanu Reeves? He’s good looking, but he can’t act. The last I heard about him was when he was slated to play Spike Siegel in the live-action Cowboy Bebop movie. I looked it up for any more news. Keanu won’t be playing Spike which is good since his acting is very flat and he’d probably ruin it. I’m up for seeing him in any movie and hopefully with his shirt off.
Where do cockroaches hide in the daytime?
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Photo Credits – Girl with armpit hair and Keanu Reeves